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President’s Log (Martin’s Musings)

Cairnland Episode 5

By | Cairnland

The United Cairndom is Coming! Well, we keep thinking that each Cairnland instalment is going to be the last, but as the Brexit fiasco continues to scale new heights of absurdity, we once again find ourselves struggling to compete! However,…

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Image Splitting – The Next Generation

By | Presidents Log

CAIRN’S CONTINUING MISSION: TO BOLDLY SPLIT IMAGES THAT NOONE HAS SPLIT BEFORE! On second thoughts, perhaps we should leave the splitting of infinitives to intrepid starship captains, but when it comes to the splitting of images, your first thoughts should…

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Cairnland Goes Forth!

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Well, after three previous episodes, we thought we’d exhausted all the possibilities for our “Cairnland” spoof, but as reality continues to trump satire, here we are again in a vain effort to catch up! For those of you who had…

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Cairnland Part 3

By | Cairnland

In which satire elects to take on reality – and loses by a landslide! Our Eternal President Decides to Mend his Ways As this episode in the Cairnland saga is being written, the territory that surrounds our 70 acre enclave…

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