The United Cairndom is Coming! Well, we keep thinking that each Cairnland instalment is going to be the last, but as the Brexit fiasco continues to scale new heights of absurdity, we once again find ourselves struggling to compete! However,…
CAIRN’S CONTINUING MISSION: TO BOLDLY SPLIT IMAGES THAT NOONE HAS SPLIT BEFORE! On second thoughts, perhaps we should leave the splitting of infinitives to intrepid starship captains, but when it comes to the splitting of images, your first thoughts should…
Well, after three previous episodes, we thought we’d exhausted all the possibilities for our “Cairnland” spoof, but as reality continues to trump satire, here we are again in a vain effort to catch up! For those of you who had…
Our new building is finally nearing completion, and more people are now moving in! The new and enlarged mechanical workshop, complete with shiny new CNC mill, has been up and running since before Christmas, but the other areas are now…
Nowadays November for Cairn means Neuroscience, which is in Washington DC again this year, so this is where Jez Danielle and Martin currently find themselves. Or at least Jez and Danielle currently do. Martin on the other hands seems to…
This particular blog came into existence because James our Marketing Director asked me to write something about our FuraLED illuminator, but I realised there was potentially so much to say on the subject that I couldn’t just do that on…
For more years than we care to remember, we have wanted to develop a confocal microscope based on a spatial light modulator, and at long last we have a design that performs well enough for us to commercialise. Would you…
In which satire elects to take on reality – and loses by a landslide! Our Eternal President Decides to Mend his Ways As this episode in the Cairnland saga is being written, the territory that surrounds our 70 acre enclave…
OR HOW A DEAD TURKEY ALLOWED US TO TAKE A FURTHER STEP FORWARD, AND HOW ANOTHER PROJECT FINALLY CAME INTO FOCUS As I write this, it’s still only February, but next month is just a couple of days away, so…
Welcome to this second report from Cairnland! For those of you who are new to what is going on here, we should explain that this new nation is Cairn’s response to the UK’s decision to leave the EU. Cairn Research…
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