CAIRN'S CONTINUING MISSION: TO BOLDLY SPLIT IMAGES THAT NOONE HAS SPLIT BEFORE!
On second thoughts, perhaps we should leave the splitting of infinitives to intrepid starship captains, but when it comes to the splitting of images, your first thoughts should definitely be for Cairn.
Our well-established Optosplit II and our new Optosplit II bypass twoway splitters, already augmented by our threeway Triplesplit design, are now joined by our fourway Multisplit, so our growing enterprise now has a whole federation of products to meet your potential needs. With all these to choose from, there is no need to cling on to any different product that you may currently be using!
Uniquely, the individual photon channels in all these proprietary designs follow fully symmetrical paths through the galaxy, so the images arrive at their destination completely warp-free with respect to each other. Warping should just be left to starships!
They also bring image splitting to a whole new dimension by allowing direct access to that otherwise elusive pupil plane, which opens up many further possibilities for your own exploration of the scientific universe. And the same applies to our multicamera adapters too.
JUST READ THESE ENTHUSIASTIC USER REVIEWS!
“Cairn’s splitters are almost as perfect as I am!” James Tiberias Kirk, Starfleet Admiral.
“It’s image splitting, but not as we know it.” M. R. Spock, Vulcan Rubber Company.
“I was sure the lenses would blow, but they took everything I could throw at them.” Montgomery Scott, Chief Engineer, Galasphere 347.
“Once I tried a Triplesplit, resistance was futile.” Spokesbeing from the Borg Collective, London Westminster colony.
“I need a Multisplit for my ready room! Make it so!” Jean-Luc Picard, Royal Shakespeare Company.
“Order already placed, Captain.” Hikaru Sulu, Thunderbird 5.
“We’re being haled on all frequencies by people wanting to buy one!” N. Uhura, Sales Manager, Moonbase Alpha Division.
“I’m a doctor, not a reviewer!” L. McCoy, Alderaan General Infirmary.
“What’s an image splitter?” Wesley Crusher, Starfleet Academy dropout, Jupiter 2.
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Just go to your nearest Web portal and beam yourself down to our starbase at galactic coordinates www.cairn-research.co.uk.
And while you’re there, perhaps you can help us detain the rogue employee who wrote all this rubbish? Phasers on stun!
